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Post by VenArch on Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:19 am

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer." Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the Golf course. On Golf days, a lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

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OWWWW!! affraid


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Post by Pwnedbygunz on Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:18 am

VenArch wrote:A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer." Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the Golf course. On Golf days, a lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

I'm sorry, I just got that moment of wdfffffffffff Razz Razz lol!

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Post by sparkvoltage on Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:35 am

LMFAO
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Post by eafd on Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:46 am

pedopanda comes to rape the CA noobs

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Post by sparkvoltage on Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:15 pm

Actually, i realized something. Piss is ammonia which contains nitrogen. There are nitrogen fixing organisms in dirt that supply nutrients to the plants. Therefore, wouldn't the piss benefit her plants and flowers instead of killing them.
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Post by VenArch on Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:18 pm

Too much of anything is bad.

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Post by eafd on Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:15 am

sparkvoltage wrote:Actually, i realized something. Piss is ammonia which contains nitrogen. There are nitrogen fixing organisms in dirt that supply nutrients to the plants. Therefore, wouldn't the piss benefit her plants and flowers instead of killing them.

i'd rather buy fertilizer than have my plants smell like piss

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Post by gilgamesh993 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:05 am

eafd wrote:
sparkvoltage wrote:Actually, i realized something. Piss is ammonia which contains nitrogen. There are nitrogen fixing organisms in dirt that supply nutrients to the plants. Therefore, wouldn't the piss benefit her plants and flowers instead of killing them.

i'd rather buy fertilizer than have my plants smell like piss

id rather piss on my plants if it helped them to save money than to buy some fking dirt.

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Post by VenArch on Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:12 am

gilgamesh993 wrote:
eafd wrote:
sparkvoltage wrote:Actually, i realized something. Piss is ammonia which contains nitrogen. There are nitrogen fixing organisms in dirt that supply nutrients to the plants. Therefore, wouldn't the piss benefit her plants and flowers instead of killing them.

i'd rather buy fertilizer than have my plants smell like piss

id rather piss on my plants if it helped them to save money than to buy some fking dirt.

I'd rather eat more and then throw leftovers in a pile and wait for a couple of months than buy dirt or piss on plants. Save dat piss for another day.

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Post by gilgamesh993 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:25 am

id rather ignore the plants. save myself the trouble.

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Post by VenArch on Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:28 am

gilgamesh993 wrote:id rather ignore the plants. save myself the trouble.

Hell...Why do you even have plants?

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Post by gilgamesh993 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:29 am

i didnt. SPARK DID>.O

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Post by VenArch on Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:32 am

One eyed angry face...epicz

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Post by sparkvoltage on Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:56 am

gilgamesh993 wrote:i didnt. SPARK DID>.O
lolwhut, i dont have plants
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Post by eafd on Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:59 am

o..D:

monocle falling off of a guy.

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Post by gilgamesh993 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:08 pm

<(*,..,*)>

vampire.

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Post by eafd on Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:43 am

guy flipping a table: (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻

top hat & monocle:
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Post by gilgamesh993 on Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:05 am



ಢ_ಢ

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Post by havimees on Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:25 am

\m/>.<\m/ <<<< rocker havi

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Post by gilgamesh993 on Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:57 pm

verynotimpressedplz <<<< not impressed.

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Post by eafd on Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:50 am

QFT

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Post by havimees on Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:46 am

gilgamesh993 wrote: verynotimpressedplz <<<< not impressed.

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