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Post by DaddyAshuu on Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:46 am

Little girl on the plane

A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to read.



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Post by eafd on Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:49 am

OUCH

that's gotta burn.

and it has to do with the way the animals digest the grass (types of bacteria in stomach), digestive system structure, and amount of water intake blah blah blah

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Post by gilgamesh993 on Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:51 am

lmao. thats good.

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Post by havimees on Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:10 am

lol a goat or some kind of animal like that shitted out pellets on my foot once Very Happy

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Post by sparkvoltage on Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:13 pm

GOOD FUCKING GAME, CONGRESSMAN.
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Post by itzjohn on Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:43 pm

my favorite part is when you don't know shit?
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Post by gilgamesh993 on Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:47 pm

thats the punch line.

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Post by eafd on Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:14 am

itzjohn wrote:my favorite part is when you don't know shit?

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